Join our Team

Be a "Sassologist"

(That's what we call our affiliates!)

We are all about fun, romance, and spicing it up - with a bit of sinful sass.


Sign Up and purchase your kit

After filling out our application, you will be promoted to select your kit. Whether you want to start small or go big - we have two great kits to choose from.

Learn and Launch your business

We have ads (Creatives), tools and documents to help guide you through in learning your business. These tools are essential to launching your business right out of the gate.

Promote your website & Products

Now your ready to get out there! However you choose to promote and sell; social media, person to person, or anything in between. We add new items weekly, so you will have an array of things to promote and sell.

Success! Earn income and perks

Build your business and earn advancement and perks! We offer incentives, do giveaways, and more ways to earn with us.


Sales Commissions

Commissions start at 35% for personal sales. Earn more by advancing to more levels! Advancement levels open up more commissions on personal sales.

At the start: Sassologist 35% personal sales commissions

Team Commissions

Advance to higher levels and earn more plus open more levels of earning

Active Sassologist: 1% tier 1 downline commissions once you have made your first commissionable sale.

Perks & Bonuses

When you join you get a discount on your personal purchases at 35%. Advance and open up more discount levels and perks! You could earn free codes for sign ups to give out to friends; family - whoever you choose. PLUS earn FREE products, affiliate supplies and more.

Advance to levels below and open up more commissions and downlines!
"Star" Sassologist

You can earn this level multiple ways! By either sales or building a team (or both!). This level will give you either a higher commission rate or open new downline levels. You also have the opportunity to earn both!

"Diamond" Sassologist

Our Top Tier Line! You can earn this level by both sales, team building and team commissions. Earning you a higher commission rate, a bigger discount and open up more downline level commissions. Plus awesome freebies from the head office!


Designed to get you started

This kit includes sample items for either you to use and learn the products, or show others.

Website & Back Office Set up

Screaming O PLUS Vibrating Cock Ring


Coochy Shave Cream Samples - Mix of 5 Scents

8 Assorted Foil Samples

1 Mini Water Based Lubricant Bottle

1 Mini Flavored Or Warming Lubricant Bottle)


$40 + Shipping

Designed to blast off your business

This kit includes full size products to boost your business from the start.

Website & Back Office Set up

3.4oz Coochy Shave Cream

Mini Water Based Lubricant Bottle

1 Mini Silicone Lubricant Bottle

1oz Flavored OR Stimulating Lubricant Bottle

Tenga Masturbator (original or strong)

Feel Good Vibrator

MachO or Two-O Vibrating Cock Ring (Your Choice)

Pack of Straws (Your choice of Boobie or Penis)

1 Screamin Demon Mini Vibe

1 Lingerie Item (Your Choice of Womens OS, Womens Queen, Mens or Mens Novelty)


$100 + Shipping

Virtual Promo Kit

Kit includes Website & Back Office Set up only



Of course not, just a desire to have fun and learn.

Yes, (unless you were given a code from one our Sassologists). We believe starting a business like this, you will need some products on hand. Not only to see,touch, smell, feel;  but to show others some of our popular products.

No, once you purchase a kit, you will never be charged any fees. With us you get a free back office and website.

We do not enforce any major quotas on our Sassologists. We believe that running your business is just that - YOUR business. You have the freedom to sell as much or as little you want without the added stress of any heavy quotas.  We do require to be "Active" to earn commissions and stay with our program.  You will need to log in to your back office a minimum of once every 90 days (3 months) as well as have 1 sale (any amount) every 6 months.

You are not required to carry inventory! But you are welcome to if you like for cash n carry sales (or home parties)

Our payouts are  every 1st and 15th. (If a weekend or holiday it will roll to the next business day)Once you have reached the minimum payout of $15, you will get paid on our processing days. You can receive payment through CashApp or Venmo.  If you would like you can also request any due commissions to be rolled over to a store credit.

Yes, You are free to sell our products at the same time with other companies.

Feel free to get in touch with one of our Sassologists, or contact through either our "Contact us" link or send us a message through our Facebook page. One of our amazing team members will get back to you

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